buzzfeed:

You can’t force a meme, but you shouldn’t keep it hidden away from the world, either.

(Source: adulthoodisokay, via bonjoouurkid)

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(Source: blue-collar-girl, via sophisti-cunted)

seraphica:

The Shelter Pet Project [via]

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pleatedjeans:

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theamazingindi:

this is a comment on a video of charlie sheen drunk at a taco bell

(Source: potsi-miau, via synecdoche)

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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