theamazingindi:

this is a comment on a video of charlie sheen drunk at a taco bell

(Source: potsi-miau, via synecdoche)

(Source: xpw, via bonjoouurkid)

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

(via bonjoouurkid)

stuartsometimes:

I warned you
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via thedarkknightofbreath)

girlsafraid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

"I struggled with having boobs"

lol gerard

girlsafraid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

"I struggled with having boobs"

lol gerard